Somerton, Philadelphia

A little pocket of habitually corroding shit that will soon be completley overtaken by the lazy ass commy soviets. There used to be cool stores like toy trains and sports cards, but those damn hook nose russians destroyed that too. There was even hong kong super buffet, but now the russians forced their communism to equally represent all nations. Now thats my friends is Somerton. Oh yeah, also St. Christopher School and their brillo padded dictator force their tyranny and many atrocities upon the small innocent unassuming children, forcing them into a life of douchebaggery.

White American Citizen: Boy I sure like Somerton, Philadelphia.
Filthy Russian: I have come for to ruin Somerton, Philadelphia with my fur coats and fungus filled armpits.

Somerton, Philadelphia by Danyloskyj69 January 14, 2010

Lucy Sumerton

The sweetest, smartest, most talented, beautiful girl on the face of the earth to the point where her friends are lucky to know her. :)

I like Lucy Sumerton. She's basically an angel.

Lucy Sumerton by Definitely not Joseph:) November 4, 2019

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Somerton, Philadelphia • soberton • Somerting • Lucy Sumerton

soberton

Fucking best place on earth

Dudeeeeeeee on a scale of 1-Soberton how good was that party

Dude it was SOBERTON!

soberton by Thunder thighs May 18, 2018

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Somerting

The act of plagiarizing something so egregiously that your entire career might end as a result.

-Hey! Have you seen Internet Historian's latest video?
-Yeah, there's somerting all over it...

Somerting by Key Complex December 11, 2023

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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