A stylized, silly monologue with an Orwellian slant. One hallmark trait is the use of questioning techniques to introduce background voices for ambiance.
by duskydesert August 5, 2006
the product of too many beers, too much gin, or too much whiskey and therefore an unguarded tongue when one imparts wisdom that is (for the most part - usually) beyond the abilities of the speaker. it may be personal insights shared on a blog late at night after a bottle of Jameson, or a bar room proverb, or a late night impartation of wisdom to ones friends about life, or romance. it might even be a rare moment of vulnerability to a wall that one has just pissed on in which the speaker shares with that piss stained wall a nugget of insight about life.
"dude, this may be the booze talking, but that bitch is wrong for you." "what ever dude you are just drunk enough to think that your drunken soliloquy makes sense."
OR:
i could have done something with my life, but instead i chose to piss it away and opportunity has long since ceased to knock at my door.
OR:
poor yorik, i barely knew ye blah blah what dreams may come blah blah blah pass the bong.
OR:
i could have done something with my life, but instead i chose to piss it away and opportunity has long since ceased to knock at my door.
OR:
poor yorik, i barely knew ye blah blah what dreams may come blah blah blah pass the bong.
by iamfletch March 27, 2007
And it's a Soliloquy... I do monologue sometimes but if the dialogue takes place regardless of whether or not someone is listening then it's a Soliloquy.
Hym "Yeah Joe it's called a 'Soliloquy' that's like a thing. You clearly don't know what you're talking about. It's not like this 'bizarre monologue that takes places regardless of whether or not anyone is listening' What you just described is a Soliloquy (my auto correct suggestions where hilarious just now when I type in 'described is a' I get 'fucked' as the first suggestion then if I do it again described is a 'daughter' I know you don't believe me but seriously that's what I get when I type in 'described is a'. The 3 suggestions are 'good' 'fucked' and 'daughter'. I can prove it I guess if I show someone this while I'm typing. But that's neither here nor there.) Alright... Where was I? Oh, right. Soliloquy. That's what that was. I do it all the time. I also monologue."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
by Hooplin January 26, 2021
(Enter Romeo, in a crowded room, facing audience): *Farts*
Audience: What a beautiful Anal Soliloquy. Shakespeare had such a way with words...
Audience: What a beautiful Anal Soliloquy. Shakespeare had such a way with words...
by Dringo Funhands November 20, 2016
"The service last night was so awful that I chose to express my dissatisfaction by issuing a Butthole Soliloquy ."
by Isrulius February 3, 2017