Fake Penis for Packing in Your Pants, akin to a dildo BUT only intended to be worn for show in underwear. FTM trans. sometimes wear these, or men with a small package who want to appear larger. Brand Name.
I was packing my Mr. Softie in my panties and he fell out.
Mr. Softie sure looks better than a roll of Quarters in your pants.
Mr. Softie sure looks better than a roll of Quarters in your pants.
by fixitman July 1, 2010
by Anonymous November 22, 2002
A man who has been worn down physicaly and mentaly by a old carp snatch of a wife. This man also has lost the will to obtain an erection.
by timbone666 January 18, 2012
The point during sex when, even after unsuccesfully attempting to "thumb in the softie", the dissatisfied "thumbee" consoles the "thumbeur" by hugging his softie in a sympathetic embrace.
Stuey: So... how did you get on with that slug last night? You didn't have to thumb in a softie again did ya?
Sam: The poor bitch didn't even get that. But she did fall asleep cuddling a softie, so at least she didn't go home empty-handed.
Sam: The poor bitch didn't even get that. But she did fall asleep cuddling a softie, so at least she didn't go home empty-handed.
by Poppa Stuey December 12, 2011
When a chick is too ugly to get a hard on and she insists on forcing herself upon you because she hasn't had any action in 13 years. The result is known as a softy bang.
"Oh fuck dude here comes a jundo, I think she's keen"
"Looks like you're gonna have to softy bang yourself outa this one bro"
"Looks like you're gonna have to softy bang yourself outa this one bro"
by Jundo April 11, 2014
When you are with a romantic partner and are so drunk you can't get an erection causing you to resort to attempting intercourse with your incomplete chubby.
My girlfriend and I drank a case of beer and tried to have sex. My unit wouldn't get hard so I had to "Work the Softy".
by Uncle Knobber July 5, 2019
by Mr. Spackle Tackle February 14, 2021