softy skills

(n.) skills used for living in society, necessary to live with the scumlic at large.

At the University Club I used my softy skills to get myself a job working as a janitor under Renee.

by zacharydestasolomon February 4, 2022

Smart Softy

A partially erect penis that still hangs low.

A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.

by Wolga March 29, 2023

Quickie-Softie

When you cum so fast your penis isn't even fully erect

Wow John, last night this porn was so hot, it ended up being a quickie-softie!

by Sum foo May 27, 2020

Softie

Someone who is easily offended by jokes and light sarcasm directed towards other people

God, hawk is such a fucking softie. I played into an ongoing joke and she got all angry.

by D0n-_-Pach1n0 December 11, 2021

Softie

The literal opposite of a baddie
1.Wear pink lipstick
2. Wear pink everything
3.Laugh
4 Congrats! You’re weird now

Baddie:You’re weird
Softie:Waaaaaa

by ØnØ November 30, 2021

Softie

Mainly a person named Alex, hiding many plushies of llamas on their bed. As well as other 'cute' possessions. They're ashamed of their truth and try they're best to deny obviously true accusations.

"Who did you see them? Who, Alex? Yeah, they're a total Softie"

by Kallen_Simp January 10, 2022

softie

Manny

Manny is such a softie

by Gababy June 22, 2022