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1.
people that have softitis tend to faint and get dizzy at random they also tend to have high protien and are 9 out 10 times less than 5'6". It also as far as we know incurable.
Breanne must have softitis she has been getting dizzy lately
by dr.ren May 18, 2011
 
2.
The affliction or condition of being soft.
Jeff hasn't partied with us in 3 weeks. I think he has softitis.
by JS12NY October 26, 2006