protien

A sticky, white, semen-like substance found in Cloverhill cheese danishes.

This danish just sprayed six grams of protien all over my face and lower back.

by alanm May 8, 2006

protieneous

"sexy" "jacked" "double stacked triple jacked" "swol" "brawlic" "beastmode"

that dude is so protieneous

by Brawlic December 10, 2013

protien shake

a mouth full of cum

asking a girl if she is hungry, and offering her a protien shake

by mike August 30, 2003

protien shake

A poorly spelled version of protein shake.

Protein shake is one exception to the "I before E" rule.

by Johnny Rocketfingers October 18, 2003

protiene fart

smelly air poop

i hads big protiene fart

by derpproteinfart June 6, 2019

protien snack

Jizz, semen, ejaculate, sperm, splooge, you get the idea.

My girlfriend was hungry after our run, so I gave her a post workout protien snack.

by PilgoreThaGoat February 22, 2011

protien stain

a white sticky substance (cum)

stefan go ask hendi wat a protein stain is

by vince February 20, 2005