softball

a lesbian sport; when someone says they are goin 'play softball', they are goin make lesbian love with other lesbians.

if someone tells you that you 'play softball' and youre not a lesbo, tell them that you play baseball instead. (that means youre straight)

to 'suck at softball' means that you suck girls's pussies, and to 'suck at baseball' is to suck dicks.

if a 'softball tournament' is goin on this weekend, then it will be a whole bunch of girls scissoring and doin other lesbian shit. also called a 'playoff game'

if you do actually play the sport of softball, some may automatically categorize you as one who 'plays softball'. i mean, just look at how you stand, your butt stickin out for everybody to see. it just looks wrong.

girl1-"me and a few other girls are goin play softball later, wanna come?"
girl 2-"sorry, im not a lesbian, you freak!"

girl 1-"omg, you totally suck at softball"
girl 2-"there is no fuckin way. i suck at baseball all the time."

by Baconator4aBuck May 11, 2010

softball

a game played by lesbians and only lesbians

oh hey my arm is really stiff from hitting those fly-balls in softball today can you work it for me?

by kiki12333 April 15, 2009

softball

Baseball for girls.

by hb November 5, 2003

softball

National game of the lesbian nation

lesbos play softball

once i screwed a lesbo, hence she become a bisoftual

by brainwash August 25, 2004

softball

Much like baseball only overhand pictching becomes underhand, and men become fat lesbians.

Amy meet Amanda playing softball and they have been dating eversince.

by Brian the Definer November 12, 2006

softball

this sport is for the fattest girls in the word who cant run without holding there fat in.this sport takes no physical ability at all. and there all prude.

"what do u play" the boy said." softball" the girl said"eww only fat losers play that, fuck off me"

by erinrox, ray April 18, 2009

softball

often called dykeball because of the amount of fat lesbians that play the sport. honestly shouldnt be considered a sport chess is harder than softball.

damn she plays softball...well i hope your lesbian!

by physo3601 April 12, 2018