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1.
The act of blowing a load out of your non-erect penis.
The first time I touched a girl's nipple I soft-served through my jean shorts.
by WisconsinBenjamin January 10, 2011
 
2.
A particularly unpleasant poop from mass amounts of shitty beer or cheap alcohol.
Man that 211 totally soft served me last night and I crapped for like three hours.
by West S. December 01, 2009