shititis 

1.a chronic bowel movement causing many unexpected trips to the toilet, similar to the squirts
2. having to shit more than usual on any given day

I was late for work due to a bad case of shititis.
All that beer and cajun food I had last night gave me shititis.

shititis by Andy A. July 28, 2008

sititis 

1) Latin for "thirsting."
2) According to the Clark County News of December 1875, it is a disease "caused from people sitting around too much and taking no exercise."
3) A palindrome that just happens to have the words "sit," "it," "tit," and "'tis" in it.

Laura, if you keep telling me to sit tight, I’m gonna get a bad case of sititis!
Urkel, if you don’t stop complaining you’ll get a worse case of broken-face-and-glasses!

–Family Matters, Episode 88

sititis by Lexical October 14, 2007

Shititism 

1. The purposeful and unfair mistreatment of a subordinate, student, player, or child because of ill-feelings towards them.
2. The polar oppisite of favoritism.

Why do you always treat Owen worse than the other salespeople. That is shititism.

Shititism by jwill25 February 24, 2010

SHITITIS 

A period of inexplicable shitness.

“I don’t know what’s wrong with me Doctor but I keep making such an arse of things today”

“Don’t worry Mrs Jones – it’s just a touch of Shititis”

SHITITIS by Parly January 26, 2011

softits 

Easy listening on cable

I was playing with your mom's soft tits, and I decided to listen to softits to lighten the mood

softits by diceyj February 3, 2004

give-a-shititis 

Giving a shit; caring about something. Generally used in sarcasm, though sometimes give-a-shititis is used with a preceding negator, such as doesn't-give-a-shititis, or I-don't-give-a-shititis.

Related to give-a-fuck bay, I don't give a shit, and so on.

Wow, after hearing you pour out your heart, I really want to help. You've given me a total case of give-a-shititis for retarded ugly children.

give-a-shititis by medic007 June 17, 2008

softitis 

people that have softitis tend to faint and get dizzy at random they also tend to have high protien and are 9 out 10 times less than 5'6". It also as far as we know incurable.

Breanne must have softitis she has been getting dizzy lately

softitis by dr.ren June 12, 2011