An underground connotative slang word, used in tabloid magazines. It's origin is said to have surfaced accidentally, and its usage was immediately accepted as the newest 'fantabulous' addition to the modern English language. Defined as a 'manic, pointless obsession with something to the point of hysteric despair and/or empty sympathy', the word is mentioned exclusively by valley girls and those of lower intelligence levels. Easily misused, like the words 'literally' and 'ironic'.
"Like, oh my god, did you hear about the latest Kardashian scandal? It's like, so sobsessive! "
"Oh my god, I so totally did! Kim totally, like, didn't deserve that divorce! Poor girl is my sobsession!"
"I know!! I am, like, sooo totally sobsessed with her, too!"
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.