snobesity 

When you don't know if someone is fat or not, because they're wearing a winter coat or other large clothing

Person 1: "The boy is so cute!"
Person 2: "He's really fat though, like ew!"

Person 1: " He's not fat, he just has snobesity."

snobesity by ConfusedTeenager April 6, 2015

soberity 

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub

Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor

soberity by Kris September 20, 2003

soberility 

when one comes into a beer pong game after sitting on the side lines long enough to get a little bit more sober

tony has more soberility then me

soberility by jjd097 November 11, 2006

Sobresity 

The act of being too sober. Occasionily to the point of being dangerous but generally being lame.

"Dude, you just ran over that kid!"
'Or did the kid run over me....?'
"Bro, you're suffering from sobresity. It's a problem. You need to get drunk and drive thru that playground again"

Sobresity by Pikachu The Pimp July 8, 2012

Soberity 

Sober-rit-it-T
The drunken miss heard words of sober week so instead of two words you get one, soberity.

Matt - “Sorry I can’t drink I’m on a sober week.”
Sadie - “Soberity doesn’t mean you can’t drink!”
Matt-“What?”

Soberity by Gay retarded individual February 16, 2018