sobberbate

To masturbate, using your own tears as lubricant

"Vondersaar was sobberbating all night last night"

"why don't you go sobberbate alone in your room"

sobberbate by HELP!POLICE! September 21, 2011

Sobberbate

The act of vigorously crying and masturbating at the same time, without consideration to the appropriateness of the surroundings or others. Not to be confused with exhibitionism, sobberbation is rooted in sexual compulsion and the wanton abandonment of normative behavior.

Did you see that fucked up woman by the pool yesterday? After crying about her divorce and mom being a bitch, she spread her legs like yoga and started to sobberbate in front of everyone.

It was pretty hot at first. But got weird quick.

Sobberbate by MassIndulgence June 29, 2022

sobturbate 

The act of masturbating while sobbing after which a person either realizes that they are lonely, or that the male/female they are interested in is with another person or not interested in them.

I wanted to hang out with people this weekend, but all of my friends are out with their significant others....I guess I'll just stay home and sobturbate.

sobturbate by thedirtyjerz November 11, 2011

sobbulate 

The act of crying and masturbating at the same time. Can also be an insult such as referring to someone as having to go "sobbulate" by themselves.

Jerry: Man, i got totally screwed on this free nanner i was promised today! Guess ill just go home and sobbulate in the shower.”

sobbulate by marshallpeck January 1, 2009

sombulate

The act of sombulism.

Engaging in sombulism.

"Poor Jimmy, all he knows is sombulism. He must be is such pain. I wish I could help him not sombulate so much."

sombulate by asdf2012 November 3, 2013