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scatstache by Short_Round August 30, 2009
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When you buy tortoises for your daughter for Christmas and moisturize your hands because they feel scratchy
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Snotstache
what forms when a child has so much mucus running out of it's nose that it begins to flow out of both nostrils and over the lip and/or down to the corners of the mouth. In extreme cases, this can extend beyond the corners and run down to the chin, creating a sort of "Fu-man choo" style of snotstache.
"Eww...I dropped my kid off at daycare today and that sickly kid with the snotstache was there. I guess everybody's catching something this week!"
Snotstache by xtina22 March 16, 2009
shitstache
A mustache that is only partially grown. It is usually found among guys in high school whom are too unkept to bother shaving before most of their facial hair comes in. Their mustaches look really crappy.
shitstache by Francois chevalier August 30, 2006
shitstache
When a police officer grows a mustache that went out in the seventies. For example Officer Ray Fox 5628.
Officer Fox:"License, registration, and insurance please ma'am."
Woman:"Wow! You scared the piss out of me with that ugly fucking shitstache. I thought you had treacher collins syndrome"
Woman:"Wow! You scared the piss out of me with that ugly fucking shitstache. I thought you had treacher collins syndrome"
shitstache by Cheesedick Parade October 19, 2006
shitstache
my gramma was eating my butt the other day and ended up wiht the funniest shitstache when shew as done.
shitstache by blumpkinboychaps April 4, 2009
snotstache
SNOTSTACHE: When a person with a mustache exercises in extremely cold weather they grow a snotstache.
snotstache by sacrastic suzy March 1, 2009