Definitions by blumpkinboychaps

yoit rag

a rag/clothe/kleenex/ or old crusty t-shirt a bitch uses to wipe the yoit from between her teeth.

i was cleaning my room the other day and found an old crusty stiff yoit rag under my bed.

yoit rag by blumpkinboychaps April 4, 2009

shitstache 

when a shit trail ends up on someone's upper lip after eating out a butthole.

my gramma was eating my butt the other day and ended up wiht the funniest shitstache when shew as done.

shitstache by blumpkinboychaps April 4, 2009

yoitstache 

when a bitch pulls the cock out early during the ejaculation process and gets yoit on her lip which resembles a mustache.

person 1:did you see the new "got yoit?" billboard?

person 2: yea that bitch had a nice yoitstache.

yoitstache by blumpkinboychaps April 4, 2009

yoit taco 

when the massive load of cum causes one's lips to become sealed shut with gewy-stickyness after performing the act of fellatio.

i gave this hobo a yoit taco the other day that left him speechless for days.

yoit taco by blumpkinboychaps April 3, 2009

undertuck n' suck 

when a man tucks his erect penis between his legs and presents it to another person to suck from behind.

i was feeling frisky so i gave the woman the old undertuck n' suck

undertuck n' suck by blumpkinboychaps April 3, 2009

yoit salad 

the same as regular yoit, but when a pubic hair becomes logged in the cum between the fellatio-giver's tooth, it automatically turns into a "yoit salad"

i thought the man had regular yoit build up in his teeth until i realized it was a yoit salad upon spotting the pube.

yoit salad by blumpkinboychaps April 3, 2009