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Garden State Snorter 

A sexual act where a women sucks off a man and when he is about to ejaculate he pulls out and puts the tip in her nostril then the women snorts the ejaculation spits it out of her mouth then catches it in her mouth and swallows.
Yo dude my girl was blowing me last night and right when i was about to cum i pulled out and she did the garden state snorter

oki snorter 

when you ejaculate in a girls nose, and cover her mouth so she has to snort your sperm.
I gave a ho a oki snorter till she choked on my cum.
oki snorter by GMike May 14, 2009
The sound which emanates from a cat when they go to town on their own arse.
Beth: Jesus, what's that sound?
Ron: Sounds like a snortle from your cat. Damn, he's really going for it over there.
Snortle by Mr B. Johnson April 27, 2020

carpet snorter 

Slang term for a cocaine addict who has dropped their blow onto the carpet.
I have hung out with many a carpet snorter in my day.

Bavarian Snorkler 

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)
Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?
Bavarian Snorkler by Dave May 26, 2005
The half snort, half chortle noise made when amused by something ridiculous, but trying to avoid laughing out loud.
1.
I couldn't help but snortle at her witty and unflattering description of her ex.

2.
A: ... but it wasn't very good.
B: *snortle*
snortle by BeeCan November 7, 2006