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snort job 

Has two requirements: hookers and blow. Once both of the aforementioned are obtained one must then aquire a spicy hot boner. Once all of these have come together make a line of blow on the aforementioned spicy hot boner using a credit card and/or fingers (razors could be quite painful). To then aquire the desired result have the hooker snort the blow off. For added fun a mushroom stamp can always be added to remind the hooker who is boss.
Last night I got some good hooker and had her bring over some blow. I had that bitch give me a snort job and then slapped my mushroom dick across her face. It only cost me 5 bucks!
snort job by Jeffrey Madl July 5, 2006
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snort job 

the sniffing of a penis
snort jobs are very much like blow jobs but instead of mouth penis, you put your nose to a penis
snort job by alsjfksngkdnh May 25, 2009

Snot Job 

The move that defines love. One blows one's nose on a desperate male's penis, and gives him a blowjob.
oh yeah I your mum gave me a Snot Job last night. Jealous much?
Snot Job by sickbastard69 September 8, 2010

Snore job 

Snore job: The only way a married man can get a blow job from his wife, ie: The Honeymoon is over
1. Man that woman can snore...she's going to suck the blankets off the bed..oh wait a minute- What baby? you say you want to give Big Poppa a "Snore job"

Snore job by Buford December 23, 2005

Snot-job snowball

The act of sucking snot from another person's nose, then transferring it back and forth with eachothers mouths. The snot ball should continue to grow in size and take on a snowmobile effect.
I had such a bad cold last week, so my girl decided to give me a snot-job snowball. It was just what I needed to clear up my sinuses.

Snot job 

When an individual sneezes during oral sex and proceeds to use the snot to lubricate the penis.
Wow rob gave me a great snot job
Snot job by Mrcheeckybum March 9, 2024

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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