Snorkeldick

Originates from Son, Norway, where some freedivers constantly posed naked in public upon applying their wet suits. They were commonly known as Snorkelpikkene, which is the plural form of Snorkeldick in Norwegian.

Look at that Snorkeldick getting ready to dive in.
Look at those Snorkeldicks getting ready to dive in.

Snorkeldick by ShortSwing August 12, 2010

snorkel-dick 

When latinos take a whiz sometimes they expose their snorkel-dicks. Usually they try to hide them. Hint: Don't ever laugh and point at it.

"I giggled at that beaner's snorkel-dick and he had his switchblade at my neck instantly."

snorkel-dick by running out of patience February 23, 2008

snorkeldork

Someone who wears a COVID-19 face mask, but incorrectly, with their nose sticking out over the top of the mask.

There are more snorkeldorks at the food store, than those wearing their surgical mask correctly.

snorkeldork by rodneydill November 29, 2020

SNORKELDICKING 

A uroflowmetric position which decreases postvoid auditory energy that is transmitted by longitudinal pressure.

Decreased uroflow parameters can be achieved by submerging the urethral orifice beneath the air-water interface of the toilet.

I always clean the toilet before snorkeldicking.

SNORKELDICKING by Jong Y Lycklama September 21, 2020

Crawfordsville snorkel dick 

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel

The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.

Crawfordsville snorkel dick by xGRIMLOCx June 5, 2024

Crawfordsville snorkel dick 

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel

The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.

Crawfordsville snorkel dick by xGRIMLOCx June 5, 2024