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snoozefeed 

The act of browsing your newsfeed in lieu of getting out of bed
Noun: "I was checking my snooze feed because it was too cold to get out of bed, then my boss fired me via text"

Verb: "Anna likes snoozefeeding for 20 minutes when her alarm goes off at 6:45am every morning."
snoozefeed by Gaberhamthinkin February 4, 2016
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snoozered 

The act of being put to sleep by a long winded conversation, speech or presentation.
I thought he would never shut up. I am very snoozered by him. That speech really snoozered me!
snoozered by kat51 May 12, 2009

sneezehead 

A person who is stupid doesn't know that much their head is empty
Kasey didn't know the answer she is a sneezehead
sneezehead by Cyddkydd July 1, 2016

snoozebender 

During a snoozebender, the sleeper is known to enter a blissful state of hibernation, where time and space lose all meaning. When coming out of a snoozebender, the only things that can coax the sleeper back to the land of the living are the promise of a delicious meal or a pressing need to use the restroom.

It's not recommended to engage in a snoozebender if you have important things to do, but if you're feeling rebellious, lazy or just in need of a break, then go for it! Just don't forget to set an alarm or you might snoozebend yourself into the next week.
After a long night of partying, I spent the whole next day on a snoozebender, chugging Zzz's like they were shots of tequila.
snoozebender by Paul2600 February 19, 2023