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Slang for a particular type of girl. Typically "snookies" are characterized by outrageous behaviors such as: constant drunken states, promising others sexual favors on your behalf over the loud speaker at a bar, degrading you in front of your peers, taking your virginity then never speaking to you again, pretending your not standing next to her as she makes fun of you, cares more about snakes than people, may or may not have a soul, loves heavy metal, hates puppies, is dead inside, etc.
Warning! While it is best to avoid any contact with a snookie, if you find yourself in the presence one, do NOT refer to her as "snookie", for "snookie" is a derogatory word and physical and/or psychological harm may result.
"That Melissa girl thinks the Holocaust is funny." -Jerrod
"What do you expect from a snookie?" - Jackie
"Snookies...pfff." - Jerrod
by TheMayor83 June 07, 2010
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A worn out whore on a really fucktarded show called jersey shore.
The ultimate insult to a girl who is smart.
Girl: hey dicklick
Guy: Hey Snookie
Girl: (Crying) WTF? that was so not called for.
by It AINT A JOISEY THING October 20, 2010
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An anal sex move involving a pale white dwarf that speaks in broken english and has melanoma from over tanning. Pickle penetration is the most common form.
Brother, I just snookied your sister. she took a whole jar of pickles in her ass.
by Pickle Pumper February 21, 2011
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Having your partner slip their pinky into your ass while giving you a blowjob
"I knew that skeezer i met at the bar was a slut, but i never thought we'd end up in the back alley with her giving me a Snookie"
by Pete Yank November 21, 2010
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A build up of material in a taint/gooch
Dude, I walked out of the shower this morning, and i saw like 5 snookies on the ground. uhh.
by Teh Sexy Beast February 08, 2010
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The Goddess of MTVs Jersey Shore. Queen of the guidettes. She is a short party animal that loves to drink and being the center of attencion. Wherever Snookie is, there is a party. She is known for getting punched in the face by a bag of douche at a bar.
When I see snookie on jersey shore I want to give her a big hug.
by Mbrands January 10, 2010
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The act of a man hitting a woman.
Dude, did you see that guy snookie his girlfriend!!!!
by flavorfulfavors January 31, 2010
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