Sneering Imperialist

Someone who looks down upon pretty much anyone from any nation that did not take part in the colonial imperialism of the 1700-1800s. This essentially includes every large European nation, along with the United States. However this can include whatever nation is among the most prestigious, domestically peaceful, and powerful with a significant deal of international militaristic influence.

Grandpa: "Billy, have you heard tell of those savages in the middle east? Bloody awful lot, they are. If only they had submit to our colonial rule for a short while longer, we could have shown them the rule of law and perhaps some manners. They probably wouldn't be beheading good Briti..."

Billy's Friend: "What's he going on about now?"

Billy: "Don't mind grandpa, he's a bit of a sneering imperialist."

Sneering Imperialist by ComradWinston January 16, 2015

Snoring Starfish 

The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.

"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."

Snoring Starfish by Dr Mantis Toboggan April 25, 2019

foot snorkeling 

Foot snorkeling is a means of maintaining the optimum temperature for getting to sleep on those nights when a duvet cover or blanket provides too much heat, while the use of a sheet alone would provide too little.

It involves allowing a foot to protrude outside the duvet so as to achieve a cooling and ventilating effect, not just for the foot, but for the entire body. As such, the foot acts like a snorkel for the aspiring sleeper, providing a constant supply of air. Foot snorkeling is especially useful when sharing a bed with an exquisitely beautiful and sexy woman.

-God Almighty, Liam, I didn't sleep a wink last night. These balmy summer days are great, but trying to get a decent kip is a nightmare. I'm waking up every two hours bathed in my own sweat. If the weather continues like this I'm going to have to go out and buy one of those summer duvets.
-Well Margaret, don't be hasty, you know what the weather's like in this country. The day you buy your summer duvet the temperature will in all likelihood drop by ten degrees, and you'll probably never use the thing again. However, your problem could easily be overcome through judicious use of the foot snorkeling technique.

-The foot snorkeling technique? How does that work?
-It's very simple. Take off all your clothes and get into my bed and I'll give you a demonstration.

foot snorkeling by Borgesian September 23, 2010

Butt Snorkeling 

Having one's head so far up their boss's ass and still being able to breathe out his nostrils when the boss is standing in 5 feet of water!

Gregg Goings was butt snorkeling again at lunch today.

Butt Snorkeling by Therickman December 17, 2003

snoring boring

really really boring... so boring as to make you crash so hard that you would snore

i tried to watch that movie castaway with tom hanks, but it was snoring boring

snoring boring by littleB-) June 30, 2009

Snookering

When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered

"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "

" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"

Snookering by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013

The Smokening

An event or series of events that consists of nonstop marijuana smoking. The participants of any said "smokening" will be subject to a forecast of giant kush clouds for the entire duration of the event.

The Smokening of 2017 was said to be one of the dankest times ever recorded. A walking chimney on kushcation from Finland strolled through Copenhagen with visibility at an all time low in the surrounding vicinity and a bomb ass aroma that could be traced for miles. The Smokening continued to hit every major European country in early 2018 bringing an unprecedented layer of haze over each affected city well into Spring.

The Smokening by Detective Dick Sprinkles May 19, 2018