Sniggermelon

A person who eats watermelons and grape fruit filled with waffels with cream cheese, grape soda, fried chicken and koolaid. Usually ate in a cotton field somewhere near a KFC or on someones porch, usually in new orleans.

(To a black cop)- That sniggermelon over there is on my porch eating KFC and watermelons and a bunch of nigger shit.
Negro cop- Aight G. ima hop my monkey ass ova dar n check dat shit out... aaaight nigga.

Sniggermelon by little cesares pizza nigga November 28, 2009

Spidermelon 

(n) A small arachnid creature who infiltrates fully sized watermelons and lives in them for long periods of time.

Facts:
-Only one eye is seen from the outside of a spidermelon.
-Spidermelons are extremely aggressive and have been known to steal dogs and small children from yards bordering inhabited woods.
-A spidermelon has never been seen outside of its melon. Some scientist believe that the melon is actually grows with, and is a part of the spidermelons body.

The spidermelon was perched in the tree, waiting to attack the wounded leopard.

The snow owl stood no chance against the spidermelon's keen agility and wit.

If only I had watched him closer, we might still have Samuel with us... damn the spidermelon's, ...damn them.

Spidermelon by Scurvy Leper March 26, 2009