Skip to main content

fake sneakers 

fake sneakers are what you buy if you actually want to wear the shoe instead of resell it like a faggot, basically you dont want to spend thousands on a piece of plastic.
Person 1: Yo man you like the new fake sneakers i bought?

Person 2: FS bro W2C link rq?
fake sneakers by tyko77 April 12, 2022

Minister of Sneers 

Someone who is so sarcastic they forget the original point they were trying to make. A Minister of Sneers will spout such acidic verbiage that they often burn themselves in the process. A person who holds this position enjoys the process of cutting people (or things) down to a level above normal sarcasm. Often confused with an Office Monkey.
Our cubicle Minister of Sneers made so much fun of my new car I was embarrassed and returned it to the dealership.

-or-
The Minister of Sneers made fun of the Republican candidate, but then fell silent when the Democratic nominee took the same position.

sneakers o'toole 

A stubborn man who refuses to take his sneakers off. He also likes to a sing a jaunty tune whilst walking.
"I'm not takin my sneakers off, I am Sneakers O'Toole!"

deep sneakers 

When you're in big trouble; when you're out of options and there doesn't seem to be a solution; When you're in trouble with parents or other authorities
Oooh, you're really in DEEP SNEAKERS!
deep sneakers by revelator dave November 14, 2011

cheese in yo' sneakers 

on edge, angry, mad, when you are trippin'
Eric: Man i frickin hate life, today is not my day
Zakk: Bro, get over it..you got some cheese in yo' sneakers

nom nom seekers 

The snoot (nose) of a snek (snake) that searches for the nom noms (mice)
“Look at that sneks little nom nom seekers!”
“Oh! Those are some good nom nom seekers you got there little snek!”