fake sneakers are what you buy if you actually want to wear the shoe instead of resell it like a faggot, basically you dont want to spend thousands on a piece of plastic.
Person 1: Yo man you like the new fake sneakers i bought?
Someone who is so sarcastic they forget the original point they were trying to make. A Minister of Sneers will spout such acidic verbiage that they often burn themselves in the process. A person who holds this position enjoys the process of cutting people (or things) down to a level above normal sarcasm. Often confused with an Office Monkey.
Our cubicle Minister of Sneers made so much fun of my new car I was embarrassed and returned it to the dealership.
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The Minister of Sneers made fun of the Republican candidate, but then fell silent when the Democratic nominee took the same position.
When you're in big trouble; when you're out of options and there doesn't seem to be a solution; When you're in trouble with parents or other authorities