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4. sneef
when one sneezes and queefs at the same time.
This Amber girl definitely sneefed in class today. The air was the full of a fishy aroma.
1. sneef
An altered onomatopoeia, derived from "sniff", as when one is overcome with emotion.

An utterance used to convey emotion, most commonly representing tears.

When preceded by a " / "
or enclosed by two " * "s
The phrase could be a variation of an "emote" used in online games to express to other players (via text) being overcome by emotion, as evidenced by a supposed runny nose, and possibly hidden tears.
"Oh teh noes! We've acquired another nerf casualty! But no, not Konig, he was one of our best! /sneef!"

also: *sneef*
2. Sneef
The plural of snoof, which means to sniff very hard and vigorously.
Russ: Hey did you hear about Mike?
Zach: No what happened?
Russ: He sneefed all the laughing gas at the dentist
3. sneef
Steal, snatch or finesse your way to something that isnt yours.
1. John sneefed my calculator when I wasnt looking in Math Class.

2. Mindy pulled off a sneef of first place in the gameDev Contest!

3. Shawn is a fucking sneef, dont trust him around your stuff!
by Willy Surprise! Jul 13, 2005 add a video
5. Sneef
The rapid vaginal intake, and expulsion of gas. The pussy sneeze. Similar to queef.
Cover your twat when you sneef, ho!
6. Sneef
Similar to a "snart" which is a simultaneous sneeze and fart, a sneef is a simultaneous combination of a sneeze and a queef.
I was with a girl last night who sneefed after we were done having sex. She went to sneeze and a queef came out.
7. sneef
An altered onomatopoeia, derived from "sniff", as when one is overcome with emotion.

An utterance used to convey emotion, most commonly representing tears.

When preceded by a " / "
or enclosed by two " * "s
The phrase could be a variation of an "emote" used in online games to express to other players (via text) being overcome by emotion, as evidenced by a supposed runny nose, and possibly hidden tears.
"Oh teh noes! We've acquired another nerf casualty! But no, not Konig, he was one of our best! /sneef!"

also: *sneef*
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