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bag snatch 

the act of sneaking up behind a car at a drive thru and as the person hands the food to the person in the car the person behind the car runs up and grabs the bag while gleefully running away with free food
omg i was at jack in the box today and some guy stole my food

thats called a bag snatch and that might of been gordon he does those alot
bag snatch by STEEL GONDOR February 3, 2010
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snatch bagget

It's what you call your wife out loud instead of calling her a "bitch" or a "cunt"

Used to avoid the aftermath of calling her either a "bitch" or a "cunt"

The sounds of these words provide the same emotional satisfaction for the user without without the fallout vomiting out of that snatch bagget's mouth.

Used towards someone you love although they may not be perfect all the time.
Can you please for the love of god eat a cheese burger. Your constant drinking of kale, cucumber, ginger, apple garlic parsly smoothies are making you act like a total snatch bagget. They also make you fart.
snatch bagget by emobear666 November 2, 2015

snatch-bagger

1. The act of "bagging" snatch or picking up a hot girl when your at a club, bar, party etc.

2. A ladies man; one who is very good at picking up women.
Have any of you guys been to the bar with Jeff lately? He is like George Clooney; a total snatch-bagger.

baggy snatch

A lady's private parts being not as they should be..... eg not tight.
I boned that Kelly last night she was crap, she had a proper baggy snatch!
baggy snatch by Jimmy sail November 4, 2007

Spatch-bagel

A person who is weird or creepy. This kind of person is usually avoided by the general public.
Girl 1:"Hey why don't you dance with matt?"
Girl 2: "Psh hellna he's such a spatch-bagel. He comments all my pictures on myspace and i barely know him!"

The Spatch-bagel sat at home and played pokemon by himself...all day
Spatch-bagel by Drippy MC August 25, 2008

Snatchageddon 

A deluge of filthy snatch that one might expect to find on the street corners of Vegas. Much like the ancient Sirens of Greek Mythology, unsuspecting individuals are lured by their easy and appealing beauty. Little do they realize they have entered snatchageddon and their money and humanity are stolen and left with parting gifts such as STDs and drug induced hangovers.
I went to Vegas for the first time and not everything that happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas! There were whores everywhere and I got fucked and robbed by three and now I brought back chlamydia! It was snatchageddon, bro!
Snatchageddon by Masta Z September 6, 2013

snatchbag 

Name for an unfriendly woman. Similiar to C U Next Tuesday
My god, my english teacher is such a snatchbag.
snatchbag by Math Man September 28, 2005