Snagglefart 

When you go to let out a fart and sense that it has potential to let something through the poop threshold thereby re-clenching it in and making your way to the nearest bathroom.

Hold that thought bro, snagglefart alert brb!

Snagglefart by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020

Narglefart

A word used in place of conventional swear words, commonly used in place of f**k, d**n, and a$$h*le. it can also be used as a noun, but is more commonly used as a verb.

John stepped on Steven's toe, and he exclaimed "Your such a freaking Narglefart."

Adam neared his destination uttering, "This stinks of Narglefartery."

Narglefart by kronosking April 15, 2012

Snargle-fart

A snargle-fart is the unique art of going to the bathroom to take a shit and while shitting, the shitter vomits simultaneously. This creates an epidemic of major proportions of bio-waste release.

An extra option is that the original shitter has the option of giving head directly after snargle-farting without properly cleansing themselves beforehand.

Person 1: Dude, wtf were you doing? You were in there for like 30 minutes!

Person 2: Man, I had to snargle-fart.

Person 3: Nice!

Snargle-fart by mazx222 May 15, 2010

Snarglefarked 

When you are at a party/bar and someone steals your booze, leaving you with nothing to drink.

" Dude have you seen my drink?"
" No, I haven't."
"God damn I've been snarglefarked!"

Snarglefarked by Dondelavega September 28, 2012

startlefart 

The act of flatulating upon being surprised.

Paul: Chatting with a friend about that cool restaurant you went to with the duck fat fries.

A friend: sneaks up and pokes you in the ribs.

Paul: pfffffft. Whoa! Sorry about that! It was a startlefart, you scared me with that poke to the ribs!

fartle fart shart poot phear

startlefart by ChicknWaffles October 24, 2012

snagglefratz 

being consumed by thoughts of things that you can't change

having distracting thoughts when more important things need to be attended to

wasting time thinking about arcane ideas or people

drifting thoughts that take 2 hours away from your life

I really need to get on top of this material but I keep having moments of snagglefratz that distract me from my work, UGH!

snagglefratz by snagglefratzme October 11, 2013

snargleflarp

to be a boss.beast mode. a childs name

that kids so snargleflarp

snargleflarp by jeremy craig June 18, 2011