by 69winkies February 11, 2008
The act of defecation. Taking a crap. Shitting. The Deuce is the noun for the fecal matter, and to "snap it off" is to excrete it.
Come on into the theater, I got the tickets!
Okay, but you get the popcorn because I have to snap off a deuce really quick.
Okay, but you get the popcorn because I have to snap off a deuce really quick.
by instrumentoffear May 19, 2009
Snap off Bob is the slang term for when one takes a dump and it breaks off before it has fully left the anal passage.
"Oh no, I've done a snap off bob!" could be exclaimed after someone has been to the bathroom and thinking they have finished, realises that there is more to come.
by djbrandonjames April 16, 2010
I'll be right back, I gotta go snap off a monkey tail!
by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003
A shit of both volumetric and cohesive magnitude that terminates with a blunt end upon exiting the anus, leaving little if any residue in its wake.
Dude, I thought my crap du jour would be a total dumpgasm. But since I snapped off a big fish, I won't be needing the toilet paper after all.
by Dr Ike August 9, 2011
Person 1: Hurry up, mate. We've got to get going.
Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.
Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.
by anonjwal March 26, 2016
by johnnylongprong January 15, 2009