snare drum 

The drum in band class that everyone wants to play yet only one or two people can actually play it without messing up the band and making the entire percussion section look bad.

Sucky Drummer: Dude I got snare drum for this song
Good Drummer: Fine, just don't fuck up
Sucky Drummer: *Fucks up*

snare drum by Xythin February 21, 2010

venetian snares

1. Frankly incredible mash up of noise, jungle, shouting, breaks, unidentified breaking objects and Stevie Wonder on ketamine driving at 400mph down the M1 projectile vomiting to the sound of his own music played at 10 times the normal speed. Venetian Snares has managed to capture the essence of some of the world's most violent massacres and translate them into a whole funk collector's collection worth of number one break core hits! Absolutely imperative listening.

2. Simply put, the greatest electronic music artist ever, comparable to
Jesus Christ in skill, although in unrelated fields of work.

3. a.k.a. Aaron Funk

Venetian Snares!?! I'd be gay for that dude.

venetian snares by anonymous May 4, 2004

Snarred 

The act of fucking with, or being fucked with, by restaurant personnel. Retaliation for treating restaurant personnel poorly for perceived wrongs.

Jeff was an asshole to the waitress so she Snarred his meal.

That burger king employee spit on my burger, I've been Snarred!

Snarred by TobyTobiTobias May 2, 2014

Snare Nose

A nose that is so big, it takes up more than 30% of your facial area and is equal to or greater than Ryan Snares nose (Biggest nose you ever did see)

OMFG, look at that dude with the snare nose.

Daaaaayum son, that shits huge

Snare Nose by Bigboybig1 August 21, 2017

Snarely

A guy who is sexy, has soft hair you want to touch, and looks extremely cozy. Basically someone you'd want to take a nap with. Bonus if he's in soft shirt and/or wrapped in a blanket, and gets warm while sleeping so you can lay on his chest.

"Omg Laurz, look at that guy staring at us over there. He's snarely as fuck!" "Ahh and in sweatshirt?! SO snarely!"😍

Snarely by chosenbrunette December 29, 2016

Where's my snare? 

A phrase used by those who have lost interest in something they used to enjoy. This tends to happen during bouts of depression or anxiety.

Also a line in a popular Eminem song.

I used to game all the time but almost never anymore, where's my snare?

Where's my snare? I got no snare in my headphones.

Where's my snare? by Allynius January 6, 2012

snailed

When your woman has dragged her naked, aroused pussy across part of your body, leaving a snail trail, you can say you've been snailed.

After I fucked her, Vivian snailed my leg. I had to take a shower to get the sticky pussy juice out of my leg hair.

snailed by vastheman August 18, 2009