snailface
When, viewed from the side, a person appears to have no chin or jaw. Skin forms a near straight line from the chin to the chest. Predominantly used as derogatory for a female.
snailface by mr;dwlkvfje; April 12, 2011
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snailgater
A person driving behind you or in the next lane who speeds up to pass you, only to slow down to less than your speed when he does so.
snailgater by SLLGs October 2, 2008
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snailface • Snail Pace • snail race • snail facial • Snail-facing • smallface • Snailbate • snakeface • Sealface • snackface
Sealface
1: The worlds worst kind of person.
2: A total douche.
3: That guy in the group that no one actually likes.
2: A total douche.
3: That guy in the group that no one actually likes.
Sealface by shotgunjimmy May 16, 2010
smallface
An individual, likely to be inbred, with all of his/her facial features in a very small area (about a 3" x 3" area) and completely lacking a supraorbital ridge. Smallfaces are most often found at NASCAR events. The most famous examples include the pitcher Randy Johnson and the banjo-playing kid from the movie Deliverance.
Jim: Hey,Mary Lou, what do you think about my friend Bob? I think he kinda likes you.
Mary Lou: That sumbitch is a smallface. I mean, check out that face. His eyes, nose, and mouth are all within an inch of each other!
Mary Lou: That sumbitch is a smallface. I mean, check out that face. His eyes, nose, and mouth are all within an inch of each other!
smallface by seanstreck October 28, 2008
Stairface Chippendale
A "Stairface Chippendale" is the term used to describe someone who thinks he is without fault in any situation and that the world owes him an apology because his own life is worthless.
"Stairface" may refer to either:
A. An area of granulation tissue positioned along ones head in a staircase-like formation, or
B. The fact that the person in question feels like he may walk all over someone as if they don't matter - because his righteousness reigns supreme.
Frequently, examples 'A' and 'B' are exemplified by one in the same person.
"Chippendale" is the reference that the offender believes that his high horse is justified, therefore allowing him to be the "Stairface" as described.
"Stairface" may refer to either:
A. An area of granulation tissue positioned along ones head in a staircase-like formation, or
B. The fact that the person in question feels like he may walk all over someone as if they don't matter - because his righteousness reigns supreme.
Frequently, examples 'A' and 'B' are exemplified by one in the same person.
"Chippendale" is the reference that the offender believes that his high horse is justified, therefore allowing him to be the "Stairface" as described.
After the accident, he turned into a total Stairface Chippendale." "Really? I haven't talked to him to know..." "Oh yeah. He wears the scars as a badge requiring all those in the know to bow down in pity for him. Further, he uses the bad circumstances to justify his treating others, especially family, as worthless garbage." "Wow, that's rough dude." "Yeah it is, but that Stairface Chippendale can go fuck himself because the way he treats others is inappropriate and is better than he himself should be treated." "I see your point. What a doucher.
Stairface Chippendale by kult December 14, 2010
snakeface
I went to see the new Star Wars movie and the theater was all families and one snakeface in the corner.
snakeface by Really my name April 4, 2016
snakefaced
snakefaced by Snake Gordon November 8, 2008
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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