Evan Snelling

A guy that is famous for having a floppy chode and not being able to touch the bottom of a tuna can

That Evan Snelling is so gross.

Evan Snelling by its.ellieeee November 10, 2017

Seagulling 

When you whack off and cum in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!"

I sure do love seagulling. Matt seagulled me and now my cheek feels so fertile.

Seagulling by jamthemaninspacewithamonkey April 18, 2006

Mr snelling 

Works at Guiseley high school is the biggest nonce and likes birds (apart from seagulls they apparently don’t exist) if you disagree with him he stares at you and fingers your bum hole overall he is the standard bald nonce and he is from down south so he is “hard” so you “shouldn’t mess with me”

mr snelling is a world class nonce that works as a business teacher at Guiseley high school

Mr snelling by User847474838 February 26, 2020

Seagulling 

When watching others have sex in a car, you wank off and spunk on the wind screen then run away.

I was walking through a car park and saw a couple getting it on, I had no choice really. A bit of seagulling was in order so I knocked one out and seagulled them!!!

Seagulling by KamMan April 16, 2013

seagulling 

Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling.

One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.

Mike's friends thought seagulling on him and Susan would be great fun, so they all hid until the time was right.

seagulling by mynameislucy July 8, 2005

Snelling 

When your lazing around your house sniffing your friends jizz, selling your belongings for drugs and generally being a crack head.

Liam was at home snelling

Snelling by NigelPenisLover June 30, 2011

Seagulling 

When there are lines of drugs available, it's not your turn, but everyone is talking too much shit to realise it's there.

It is 100% acceptable to swoop in and and do their line, as long as you make the noise "CAAAAAAAAWWW!" beforehand.

"Mate ,did he just do my line?!"

"Yeah, he went seagulling. Tough shit"

Seagulling by Dangle Dude July 2, 2017