Snacksturbating
Uncontrollably snacking for short periods of time, even when you feel guilty afterwards and promise to stop soon.
Snacksturbating by ChugMaster September 22, 2009
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Andrew: Shouldn't Ansell be studying for his Biochemistry exam?
Darrin: Yea, but he hasn't stopped slackturbating since he discovered Adam's Crying Panda videos online
Darrin: Yea, but he hasn't stopped slackturbating since he discovered Adam's Crying Panda videos online
Slackturbating by Blackaliciousx March 14, 2011
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snacksterbating
(Verb) Masterbating while eating snacks. May result in obesity and cheeto penis. Excessive snacksterbation can lead to addiction.
Other forms of snacksterbate: snacksterbation, snacksterbating, snacksterbater (noun).
Other forms of snacksterbate: snacksterbation, snacksterbating, snacksterbater (noun).
Billy's mom walked in while he was snacksterbating to an AH Bra infommercial and a bag of hot fries.
snacksterbating by JackSweet June 15, 2011
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slacksturbating by DCast August 6, 2015
Slackturbating
When you are procrastinating on homework and decide masturbating is a better use of your time than writing your paper.
Frat Bro 1: Bro have you finished that world music assignment yet?
Frat Bro 2: Nah brotatoe iv been slackturbating all day.
Frat Bro 2: Nah brotatoe iv been slackturbating all day.
Slackturbating by thug of the rings September 21, 2016
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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