Shoving your dick down a girl's throat until she turns blue then cumming on her head to make it look like a smurf's white hat.
So, I was thinking about Smurfing that bitch. She punched me in the balls when I came in her hair.
by KyleAndHeaven June 02, 2011
The act of smurfing is to hit someone with your own or someone else's penis. Not restricted to just hitting the head, any part of the body counts. Works best when penis is in erect state.
-Oww, what was that?
-A penis.
-Esmée are you smurfing me again?
-Yes, but with James's penis.
by MissCroft. February 26, 2010
Smurfing - The act of replacing enough nouns and verbs in everyday speech with variations of the word smurf as appropriate as to make your speech barely understandable.
"And, above all, I will ask you to join in the work of re-Smurfing this nation, the only way it's been Smurfed in Smurf for 221 years - smurf by smurf, smurf by smurf, smurfed smurf by smurfed smurf."
by Percy Bean February 23, 2009
asphyxiating ones breathing until their faced becomes blue in color then proceeding to have sexual relations with them.
John tried smurfing Suzy last night but she passed out.
by mother smurfer! July 15, 2010
When a girl goes down on one guy then makes out with another guy right after.
Did you hear about Chante' smurfing Justin last night?
by WeekendWarrior22 June 14, 2010
To put a condom over the head of your girl (like a Smirf hat) then choke the them blue while they play with your Smurf berries.
Have you tried Smurfing? put this condom on your head, i want to Smurf you.
by chickenbag May 29, 2010
peforming cunnilingus on a massivly infected vagina (see "blue waffle")
i went smurfing on this girl last night and now my mouth tastes like mackerel
by parasite159 May 21, 2010
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