Term used by law enforcement to describe individuals (usually addicts), who find and/or gather the raw materials for their dealer to make more drugs.
Most commonly used in the methamphetamine trade, where "smurfers" visit pharmacies and purchase small quantities of cold/flu tablets to provide to a maker ("papa smurf") of the drug.
Most commonly used in the methamphetamine trade, where "smurfers" visit pharmacies and purchase small quantities of cold/flu tablets to provide to a maker ("papa smurf") of the drug.
Alice: See that girl? I always see her at the local chemist, purchasing Sudafed.
Diane: Really? She's probably a smurfer.
Diane: Really? She's probably a smurfer.
by buckonz September 21, 2010
A term for a certain type of Australian woman living in London. They tend to be kind and friendly and have been known to produce smijins, a cloquial and endearing term for their offspring.
Often they stay overseas for extended periods of time but always hanker for returning to the land of their birth. Often they will take with them a life partner from overseas on their return. Noted for their beauty and brilliant personality the selected partner should feel greatly honoured and extremely fortunate that the smurfer chose them as The One.
Often they stay overseas for extended periods of time but always hanker for returning to the land of their birth. Often they will take with them a life partner from overseas on their return. Noted for their beauty and brilliant personality the selected partner should feel greatly honoured and extremely fortunate that the smurfer chose them as The One.
That woman must be a smurfer she has such a wonderful personality.
I hope a smurfer selects me someday.
I hope a smurfer selects me someday.
by The Lord of Southfields February 9, 2010
by AsukaLover45 August 25, 2021
Butthole smurfer when someone lets out a fart so bad everyone around has to hold thier breath till they are blue in the face
i just about died riding the elevator today
There was a butthole smurfer riding all rhe way up to this floor
There was a butthole smurfer riding all rhe way up to this floor
by M I sofakingweetodded August 7, 2016
"Bro, did you see Anal Newbies 3?"
"Yeah, but no way they were anal amateurs. Those were butthole smurfers"
"Yeah, but no way they were anal amateurs. Those were butthole smurfers"
by big_cheebus November 1, 2021
by EvilPanda_314 December 18, 2015