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While doing the blue butt monkey as your partners face turns blue u keep choking and make them suck there Dick so u can say u got suckd off by a smurf.
Last night I made this drunk chick b my smurf.
by kstan3 July 29, 2010
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Smurf-(noun)(adj.)1.a small woodland creature said to be three apples tall and blue

2.a censor word used to cover up profane language
1. That smurf stole my apples!

2. Shut the smurf up
by Avarael May 21, 2008
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The word Smurf is used in Gaming Scene. The Word Smurf is taken from “The Smurfs” (original: Les Schtroumpfs). The connection for using it in the gaming context, is the defining characteristic of a Smurf. He is very little! Transferred to gaming, it describes the fact, that a experienced person is starting a game again from the scratch to level up just for fun. He will not put much effort in it but will slowly become a maximal level Character. In different gaming communities, there are different words for the same procedure. For example in the WOW community Twink got the same meaning as smurf.
I play with my Smurf, because i dont want to play with my main.
by Smork March 30, 2012
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a term used by norteno gangsters to described soreanals aka surenos
cuddy there goes a smurf lets catch him slippin
by pimp pep December 04, 2011
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A blue-shirted agent of the Transportation Security Administration.
I'm calling my lawyer. I just got gate-raped by a bunch of surly, incompetent smurfs.
by won't fly again December 26, 2010
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To choke a female during intercourse until her face turns blue. At that point the male ejaculates in the female's hair, so as to make a white hat. This is called smurfing a bitch
Yo, I got so smurfed last night I had to take 4 showers.
by kaptainkrollio July 09, 2009
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Commonly used as a substitute for a swear word.
What the SMURFING SMURF are you SMURFING talking about you mother SMURFING SMURF please leave me the SMURT alone so i can rest in SMURFING peace! SMURFING thank you!
by chya mamma December 07, 2008
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