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Hangtime

How long a boner lasts after intercourse
Suck my hangtime, you fucking nazi biatch!

Hell no, my hangtime is too good for a nazi!
by <*}}}}>< November 10, 2003
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ssdd

Sma shit different day. vortex toilets inc. used it as their slogan for the whole of their 26-day existence, after which they went bankrupt and were forgotten within seconds.
they couldn't pay for the factory, it was started with a $25 every two dys income. satan laughs!
by <*}}}}>< October 10, 2003
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wrong time of month

A Farmer Is Told That His Celibate bull Will Go Sex-Mad If He Rubbs Some Cow's Fanny Juice Over The Bull's Nose. He Does So, And The Bull Gets At It Within Seconds. He Wonders If This Works With Humans, So That Night He Scoops Up Some Of His Wife's Juices And Rubs Them Over His Face. Within Seconds He Has A Massive Stiffy And So Wakes Up His Wife, Wanting To Give Her A Poking Like Never Before. She Takes One look At Him And Says, "YOU WAKE ME UP AT 3 IN THE MORNING TO TELL ME YOU'VE GOT A NOSEBLEED?!?!"
If The River Runs Red, Take The Dirt Track!
by <*}}}}>< September 5, 2003
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pecker cheese

his mother said
that he never should
nibble on his pecker cheese
or play with his morning wood. . .
extract from "alec g is a wanker" by bobybird & deadfish
by <*}}}}>< October 20, 2003
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communism

Something that works on paper, but real life corrupts, and stalin was in fact a facist. he just never figured it out.
come to think of it, the same has happened to:
democracy (bush steals election)
Republic (rome burned)
Capitalism (the depression)
Facism (guess)
Despotism (saddam hussein bomed out of existence)
all forms of government have, in fact, become corrupted so far. except anarchy, but so what?
basically, communism would work if there is a totally honest cabinet running it. go figure.
by <*}}}}>< October 10, 2003
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beige

Stems from the stupid orange-like brown colour.

A mixture of dull, boring and irritatingly tedious.
Dude, that guy was so damn BEIGE!
by <*}}}}>< May 6, 2004
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doodlyfuck

A phrase used a hell of a lot by "the beav" in the book and upcoming movie, Dreamcatcher.
Others include "jesus-christ-bananas!" and "kiss my bender!"
by <*}}}}>< June 12, 2003
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