11 definitions by <*}}}}><

spunk stain on the boxer shorts of society

A true fuckoff, the kind of person you wouldn't cross the street to shit on. pond scum, etc. used with prefix, 'you-'

similar to "sack of unwanted horse piss" and "long streak of piss"

by <*}}}}>< July 2, 2003

strumpet trumpet

the man's own meat. the blue vein flute. the schlong. the wanger. the leg grabber.

please see page no. 509 for a full list.

by <*}}}}>< September 26, 2003

Hangtime

How long a boner lasts after intercourse

Suck my hangtime, you fucking nazi biatch!

Hell no, my hangtime is too good for a nazi!

by <*}}}}>< November 10, 2003

beige

Stems from the stupid orange-like brown colour.

A mixture of dull, boring and irritatingly tedious.

Dude, that guy was so damn BEIGE!

by <*}}}}>< May 6, 2004

pecker cheese

his mother said
that he never should
nibble on his pecker cheese
or play with his morning wood. . .

extract from "alec g is a wanker" by bobybird & deadfish

by <*}}}}>< October 20, 2003

doodlyfuck

A phrase used a hell of a lot by "the beav" in the book and upcoming movie, Dreamcatcher.

Others include "jesus-christ-bananas!" and "kiss my bender!"

by <*}}}}>< June 12, 2003

smurf

Those little blue dudes that live in toadstools and beat up this randy old guy, even after he gave them one of his bitches to keep!

If I was to choke the shit out of a smurf, what colour would it turn?

by <*}}}}>< November 10, 2003