<*}}}}><'s definitions

ssdd

Same Sex Different Dad

For use by those who are that way inclined. THAT MEANS YOU, YOU PERVERTED BIATCH!!

by <*}}}}>< October 20, 2003

pecker cheese

his mother said
that he never should
nibble on his pecker cheese
or play with his morning wood. . .

extract from "alec g is a wanker" by bobybird & deadfish

by <*}}}}>< October 20, 2003

smurf

Those little blue dudes that live in toadstools and beat up this randy old guy, even after he gave them one of his bitches to keep!

If I was to choke the shit out of a smurf, what colour would it turn?

by <*}}}}>< November 10, 2003

Hangtime

How long a boner lasts after intercourse

Suck my hangtime, you fucking nazi biatch!

Hell no, my hangtime is too good for a nazi!

by <*}}}}>< November 10, 2003

wrong time of month

A Farmer Is Told That His Celibate bull Will Go Sex-Mad If He Rubbs Some Cow's Fanny Juice Over The Bull's Nose. He Does So, And The Bull Gets At It Within Seconds. He Wonders If This Works With Humans, So That Night He Scoops Up Some Of His Wife's Juices And Rubs Them Over His Face. Within Seconds He Has A Massive Stiffy And So Wakes Up His Wife, Wanting To Give Her A Poking Like Never Before. She Takes One look At Him And Says, "YOU WAKE ME UP AT 3 IN THE MORNING TO TELL ME YOU'VE GOT A NOSEBLEED?!?!"

If The River Runs Red, Take The Dirt Track!

by <*}}}}>< September 5, 2003

strumpet trumpet

the man's own meat. the blue vein flute. the schlong. the wanger. the leg grabber.

please see page no. 509 for a full list.

by <*}}}}>< September 26, 2003

ssdd

Sma shit different day. vortex toilets inc. used it as their slogan for the whole of their 26-day existence, after which they went bankrupt and were forgotten within seconds.

they couldn't pay for the factory, it was started with a $25 every two dys income. satan laughs!

by <*}}}}>< October 10, 2003