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Smurf-(noun)(adj.)1.a small woodland creature said to be three apples tall and blue

2.a censor word used to cover up profane language
1. That smurf stole my apples!

2. Shut the smurf up
by Avarael May 21, 2008
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1. aka as Thomas Murphy, comedian who supports gay rights, notorious for in the middle of jokes going 'meow', the screaming 'die fascists' in death growls. He is openly homosexual and openly claims he wants to be a Lorien.

2. A Blue creature, off the hit TV show The Smurfs
1. Did you watch Smurfs stand up comedy session last night?
2. Oh my Smurfette is the only girl, on the Smurfs. How kinky.
by Lor teh Hor July 30, 2006
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A DoS attack in which there are three parties: the attacker, the victim, and the intermediary. The victim is usually one entity on the internet. The intermediary is a network of some kind. Basically, the attacker forges the packet headers of ICMP request packets so they look like they're coming from the victim. He directs the packets at the intermediary (network). Every machine on the network must reply to the request, so they all reply, but their replies are directed to the victim. That causes the victim, and the intermediary usually, to suffer network congestion, etc. etc. etc. That's a basic definition, but oh well.
He smurfed that asshole.
by Leetass June 28, 2003
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a tribes player who plays under multiple names. comes from the blue text created when you use an "alias"
omg d00d stop smurfing, that's so lame
by Anonymous February 07, 2003
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An indingenious group of small blue people that live primarily in the jungles of Columbia. Their traditional dress which isn't very adapted to the needs of concealment is the white stocking cap and white painter trousers. They are usually reconized as Hugonauts. Also, chased around by a crazy Columbian trying to boil them down into cocaine to make a living.
The smurfs were actually a peace loving people until divisions over whether to embark on a "cleansing" to wipe out bourgeouis scum should occur.
by P. Kaltenbach January 06, 2008
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Little blue men one sees when high on meth, acid, LSD, etc. They often hold the key to the secret of life and let you know about they do but never spell it out.
Fuck, I was high on meth at Macdonald's and this friggin' smurf was orderin' a big mac!
by venusflytrap January 17, 2005
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While doing the blue butt monkey as your partners face turns blue u keep choking and make them suck there Dick so u can say u got suckd off by a smurf.
Last night I made this drunk chick b my smurf.
by kstan3 July 29, 2010
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