kstan3's definitions

bumpkin

When you drive out into the country outside your town and get high as hell.

The other night we took a bumpkin.

by kstan3 June 12, 2010

package pal

Someone who is best friends with there junk, so much they feel it necessary to grab it numerous times during a conversation.

That dude is definately a package pal as much as he grabbed his junk during that conversation.

by kstan3 June 3, 2010

weenis whisperer

Another word for a homosexual

Did you see that weenis whisperer hugging on tbat other guy?

by kstan3 June 6, 2010

brazilian blowout

When a girl with a shaved pussy queefs on her partners face.

My face was all sticky this morning.
Y?
My chick gave me a Brazilian blowout last night.

by kstan3 October 13, 2010

stoner minute

Many debates on what this actually is. But officially a stoner minute is 7 minutes. Because 7 minutes is the equivalent of 420 seconds.

I told that fucker to give me a stoner minute

About 420 seconds

by kstan3 December 1, 2010

rusty fork

A horrible act in which when u pull your Dick out of your partners ass and there is shit all over your Dick.

What you do last night?
I was fucking this chick and she gave me a rusty fork.

by kstan3 July 26, 2010

phillaepeno suitcase

When traveling thru the airport you dress a midget on a skateboard in all your clothing. And pull him behind you.

Damn did you see those looks I was getting using my phillaepeno suitcase in the airport.

by kstan3 May 2, 2011