kstan3's definitions

skunk tornado

To fart into a oscillating fan amd have your smell whirl around the room like a twister

We were at that party last night and I gave the living room a skunk tornado.

by kstan3 July 27, 2010

brazilian blowout

When a girl with a shaved pussy queefs on her partners face.

My face was all sticky this morning.
Y?
My chick gave me a Brazilian blowout last night.

by kstan3 October 13, 2010

muff milk

Simply when a female cums.

I fuckd this chick so hard her muff milk squirted all over me.

by kstan3 October 11, 2010

smurf

While doing the blue butt monkey as your partners face turns blue u keep choking and make them suck there Dick so u can say u got suckd off by a smurf.

Last night I made this drunk chick b my smurf.

by kstan3 July 30, 2010

stoner minute

Many debates on what this actually is. But officially a stoner minute is 7 minutes. Because 7 minutes is the equivalent of 420 seconds.

I told that fucker to give me a stoner minute

About 420 seconds

by kstan3 December 1, 2010

phillaepeno suitcase

When traveling thru the airport you dress a midget on a skateboard in all your clothing. And pull him behind you.

Damn did you see those looks I was getting using my phillaepeno suitcase in the airport.

by kstan3 May 2, 2011

rump rascal

Another word for a homosexual.

Did you see that rump rascal over there?
O ya

by kstan3 June 15, 2010