smurf(ing)
to viciously beat someone, often a sexual partner, about the face with one's phallus. Generally seen as degrading. Syn. Cock-Slap
smurf(ing) by Bob Jamison October 3, 2003
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In gaming, playing a game that you already have experience with from a new account, often making very quick progression and intimidating opponents (not to be confused with hacking)
Brok3nHe4rts: that guy is so good for level 3
Xx_RampageDestroyer69_xX: he must be hacking
ItzAltraz: seems like you guys haven't heard about smurfing
Xx_RampageDestroyer69_xX: he must be hacking
ItzAltraz: seems like you guys haven't heard about smurfing
smurfing by user_83029404 January 5, 2021
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hefty smurfing
When a guy shows off his masculinity or lack there of by acting macho and showing off an arm band tattoo in hopes of getting laid.
Yo check out Eric he's totally hefty smurfing that bitch.
Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.
He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!
Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.
He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!
hefty smurfing by Handy n Hefty Smurf March 31, 2010
smurfing
In gaming culture, smurfing is defined as logging into a secret account seperate from a main account as to allow the user to play a game without being detected by his or her peers.
Generally the purpose of smurfing is to improve oneself without compromising the statistics of a main account. It allows gamers to try new strategies, or simply play without worrying about a "record".
Generally the purpose of smurfing is to improve oneself without compromising the statistics of a main account. It allows gamers to try new strategies, or simply play without worrying about a "record".
smurfing
A person in the higher ranks of a game, usually a team based dps game like overwatch or csgo, who purposly makes a new account or purposly drops down to the lower ranks just to destroy the noobies.
Some dude playing overwatch: Why is this McCree so good?
Guy who is smurfing: Between you and me, I'm smurfing down here on bronze, I'm actually 500.
Guy who is smurfing: Between you and me, I'm smurfing down here on bronze, I'm actually 500.
smurfing by pancakesavage7 June 14, 2017
smurfing a chick
*to Smurf a chick
When a group of 50 or more males have their way with one female.
this comes from the children's show "The Smurfs ", which shows a fully populated village thriving with only one female. DO THE MATH!!
When a group of 50 or more males have their way with one female.
this comes from the children's show "The Smurfs ", which shows a fully populated village thriving with only one female. DO THE MATH!!
smurfing a chick by yourboyjudge eloy March 16, 2015
smurfing a turd
dropping a deuce, popping a squat, dropping the kids off at the pool, making a deposit at the first porcelain bank. you get the point
Dude, quit beating on the door, I'm smurfing a turd!
-or-
Papa Smurf: "We'll stop smurfing turds in your lake..."
Leader of the Snorks: "And we'll allow you to take pictures of our women."
Papa Smurf: "... for masturbation."
Leader of the Snorks: "Yes, for masturbation."
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Papa Smurf: "We'll stop smurfing turds in your lake..."
Leader of the Snorks: "And we'll allow you to take pictures of our women."
Papa Smurf: "... for masturbation."
Leader of the Snorks: "Yes, for masturbation."
smurfing a turd by MdnghtPhnx August 3, 2010