not nearly as awesome as the name implies, the high school act of eating pudding and smores with your friends while watching movies which, in all honesty, arent that great
by orsngutan tang February 28, 2010
smud(n.) - The residual of one's ejaculatory fluids; usually in reference to one receiving a facial.
"Ah man, you got my smud all over your face!"
"You could probably see better if you wiped all that smud out of your eyes."
"You could probably see better if you wiped all that smud out of your eyes."
by Garret June 15, 2004
The essence of one's spiritual being which is brought about through extreme acts of selfishness. These gentlemen are extremely keen to acquire currency, vaginal pleasure and massive quantities of Jenkem. No regard for life.
Guy: Yo, you knocked up?
Girl: Yeah puto. I'm knocked up with your seed.
Guy: Yo, can I punch it out of your stomach? ":)"
Girl: No.
Guy: Fuck you bitch.
Server at Applebees: Damn, my dudes is mad smud.
Girl: Yeah puto. I'm knocked up with your seed.
Guy: Yo, can I punch it out of your stomach? ":)"
Girl: No.
Guy: Fuck you bitch.
Server at Applebees: Damn, my dudes is mad smud.
by Flute and Douglas. June 15, 2011
by spliffdizzle April 4, 2013
by embitch556 June 30, 2017
Wipe that fuckin smud off your fuckin truck before you go another fuckin 5 miles in this fuckin snow storm on this fuckin road, fuckin.
by Youdonneedtoknow August 18, 2007