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16.
sms
SMS = Smirks silently.

We all know nobody actually lol's when they lol.
The more appropriate term would be to type 'sms'. Because I'm sure you smirk at the computer screen a lot. But laughing out loud is a little too much.
"...And then she totally slapped the shit out of him."

"Sms."
by 100 Percent Cotton August 14, 2008
 
1.
sms
SMS also S.M.S. (es-em-es) abbr.

1. noun. Short Message Service: a text messaging service on mobile phones.
2. verb. to send a text message over a mobile phone.
I spent my office hours SMSing everyone in my address book.
by cowinator September 30, 2003
 
2.
SMS
Shit, Masturbate, Shower
Grant: Want to hang out later?
Robert: Nah i gotta SMS.
Grant: You're texting someone?
Robert: No man, Shit, Masturbate, Shower.
Grant: Ohhh so you're just gay
by really popular kid January 31, 2011
 
3.
SMS
Sudden Messaging Syndrome. This debilitating disease begins shortly after receiving one's first moblie phone. The sufferer is completely unable to perform ordinary tasks or social activities. People with SMS typically can text very quickly, because they spend their whole day doing so. SMS can easily lead to becoming broke, since the phone bills SMS sufferers get can total into the thousands.
Greg: Why does Bob never go out anymore?
Tom: Aww, man! he's got SMS. :(
by ontheislandwhereyougo September 11, 2009
 
4.
sms
shit myself
past tense: shat myself

when you get so excited you shit yourself
girl 1: omaygawd that guy is so hot
girl 2: i know right!
girl 1: i just totally shat myself
girl 2: haha omg hashtag sms
by legitthough November 09, 2013
 
5.
An acronim for Shit Head Syndome
s.m.s.

to hell with p.m.s. i got s.m.s saod his girlfriend.
by wackjobg January 08, 2010
 
6.
SMS
Swap Meet Swag- when someone you know has no swag and cant get high quality Clothes and or Shoes
Yo your shoes raggedy and torn up you have that SMS
by @thtsquintedguy September 03, 2012
 
7.
SMS
An acronym for short message service, the thing that allows you to text on your phone.
Why would I waste breath with a stupid acronym like SMS when "text" is more concise?
by Whatnao September 29, 2011