smotts 

smotts the technical term for computer geek

dude your such a freakin smotts

smotts by David Musso August 2, 2007

smott 

The obnoxious noise produced when one fails to close their mouth when chewing, usually gum and/or other sticky substances.

Dean was smotting while talking, as a result Heather and Adam became very frustrated and hit him several times.

smott by Heather and Adam November 10, 2008

Scottstitute 

Combination of Scottsdale+Prostitute. While not literally meaning a "Scottsdale Prostitute," this term refers to the typically shallow, money conscious women of Scottsdale, Arizona who will whore around with any men who can provide for them materially.

Check out that chick's fake tits, fake lips, fake blonde hair, and fake Louis Vuitton bag...she's a total Scottstitute. No way a gold digger like her will go out with a guy who makes under 100K a year.

Scottstitute by steverandom May 31, 2009

snottsdale 

A nickname for Scottsdale Arizona, used to describe it and its residents, who can sometimes be snobby or snotty

Man what a bitch, she must be from Snottsdale

snottsdale by DMAZ June 21, 2007

scottsville 

a small town in the south suburbs of Rochester NY. not characterized as an Italian or rich town like the rest of Rochester's suburbs. residents have a weird sense of humor.

scottsville is the smallest town in monroe county.

scottsville by trexler December 14, 2008

Scottsmith

to be obsessed with one or more of the following: hobbits, pirates, gnomes, and the sound "Argggg...(with hook finger)"

That's how Scottsmith rolls in his pirate ship.

Scottsmith by Ladds November 3, 2008

scottsplanation

The act of taking a simple Yes/No question and instead responding with an essay of such absurd and overly long length that people begin to glaze over and start regretting they ever asked

Q: Is the sky blue?

A: Well, it might depend on your definition of blue to begin with. And it's not naturally blue, it's actually colorless until it reacts with the Ultra Violet rays of the sun. And, obviously, it's a completely different color at night. And forget about the pinks and purples at sunrise and sunset ....

Dude, that's a Scottsplanation

scottsplanation by NankerPheldge June 1, 2018