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Smokronized breathing 

smokronized breathing is when you dont smoke and your standing next to someone who is and you breath out just when they do and breath in just when they breath in. Therefore, reducing the amount of smoke you inhale; reducing second hand smoke
Dude, when i stood next to sammy who smokes religiously, i had to practice smokronized breathing because it made me wanna gag everytime i breathed in a bunch of smoke
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smokronized breathing 

When you are standing next to somebody smoking and you breath out/in in perfect synchrony with them so that you minimize the amount of smoke you inhale therefore reducing second hand smoke
Dude, I have never smoked in my life and the thought of it makes me gag so when I was forced to stand next to Sammy, who smokes religiously, I had to use my smokronized breathing skills.
A cross between a smart ass and a moron
My kids are always dishing me with stuff that doesn't make sense thus a classic example of smoron.
A desperate need to drink, or a drink itself which is needed usually after getting ridiculously stoned or mashed off marijuana.

Derives from the word 'Cotton' as in 'Cotton Mouth' which is when the tongue actually begins to turn a dull white because of dehydration.
'Mate heres the money go into the shop and get me a can of smotton'
Smotton by Paddy Jones November 28, 2007
A Hussie on the down low.
I've been a Smotone for all of 2017:
Smotone by LargerThanDonkeys December 19, 2017

Scotronz 

a pinoy darkskinned dude that likes watching big black men shaking their booty cheeks. When he sees them he begins to drool and start twerking with them. He also sucks cock for 10 cents
Scotronz like bbc
Scotronz by Normal dude on reddit December 19, 2022