smote

the past tense of smite so y'all can stop saying smited

"do you remember what happened to kevin"
"ya daisy smote him"

by BrownCat_Loves_Horses September 1, 2020

smote

When someone licks the ass hole and up to and including the balls and back repeatedly.

Guy: "Dude, my girlfriend smote the shit out of me last night!"

Guy's friend: "Man that bitch is fucked up!"

by F-anator April 7, 2008

smote

to burninate something

"And then Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to Burnination."

by The__Cheat February 22, 2003

smote

Combination of the words 'smoking' and 'hot' used to describe someone's extremely appealing appearance, normally meant for a very high level of hotness.

Friend 1: My boyfriend is sooooo hot! *giggle*
Friend 2: He's got nothing on my smote boyfriend!

by NatVé November 14, 2006

smote

"a buttrape from God" aka kneeing someone in the arse (ass)

I will smote you so hard.

by Shitters February 13, 2008

smoted

To be 'burned' or dissed. Usually used in the past tense. Usually used for extreme cases of smiting...

"OOHHH! You just got SMOTED!"

by dihsa; September 14, 2007

Smote

The past tense of smite; that being, the act of hitting something with extreme force. Also has connotations with divine force and incredible power.

And they returned, and came to Enmishpat, which is Kadesh, and smote all the country of the Amalekites, and also the Amorites, that dwelt in Hazezontamar.
Genesis 14:7, King James Bible

by Smote! September 3, 2003