Top Definition
When someone licks the ass hole and up to and including the balls and back repeatedly.
Guy: "Dude, my girlfriend smote the shit out of me last night!"

Guy's friend: "Man that bitch is fucked up!"
by F-anator April 06, 2008
The past tense of smite; that being, the act of hitting something with extreme force. Also has connotations with divine force and incredible power.
And they returned, and came to Enmishpat, which is Kadesh, and smote all the country of the Amalekites, and also the Amorites, that dwelt in Hazezontamar.
Genesis 14:7, King James Bible
by Smote! September 03, 2003
Actually, this is a real word!
Smote is the past tense of thew word Smite.
Trogdor is going to smite the Kerrek!
Yay! Trogdor smote the Kerrek!
by Fuzzy Animator March 21, 2003
To attack, damage, or destroy by or as if by blows.
And then Trogdor s'mote the kerrek, and all was laid to burnination.
by Jaeba April 17, 2003
to cause pain or destruction. Or used as a generic thret, usuly meaning pain will be involed
Im gonna smote you.
I smote that good
by Kaligrh August 07, 2003
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