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Smot Poker

Slang for pot smoker, usually used by stoners when stoned to hide the fact that they've been 'poking smot'. Often used on facebook status updates by stoners who don't want others to know they're smot pokers.
Stoner - 'Hey, Cindy, are you a smot poker?'

Cindy - 'What?'

Stoner - 'Guess not'
Smot Poker by Cayk November 30, 2010

smot poker

A pot smoker, all so meaning pot head or stoner.
For example lets go smot some poke you smot poker you.
smot poker by EZ fucking E April 17, 2009

smot poker

some who smokes pot. used when you do not like the idea of people smoking pot.
Oh look at them, they're a smot poker, thats not cool.
smot poker by larry boy May 7, 2004

smot poker

"Nicole, I don't think you should date that guy. He looks like a smot poker."
smot poker by young tongue December 8, 2004

smotpoker 

equals SoCo is the man. smotpoking 24/7
Hey did you guys smotpoke today?
Why yes smotpoking is the best
smotpoker by SoCo October 15, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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