smorzando

In a manner thats dying/fading out; fading out as at the end of music, as opposed to an abrupt ending.

How am I these days, you ask? Man, I'm living smorzando like most of us baby boomers!

smorzando by talk2me-JCH2 July 18, 2022

Smorgans 

The act of inserting marshmellows into the anus, placing your anus 2 inches above an open flame. After marshmellows have thoroughly melted remove anus and bend over allowing the marshmellow ooze to drip into your inner organs therefore reaching Nirvana.

"Dude Im still shitting marshmellows"
"First time making smorgans huh?"
"Yeah man, I never knew life could be so good."

Smorgans by Chris Allport January 27, 2007

Smorben 

A Place, potentially a nightspot, frequented by obese lesbians for the express purpose of holding Rosie O'Donnell lookalike competitions. These competitions are usually riotously funny, with attending lesbians tending to "Lawl alot"

Memember the time at the smorben? Lawls alot!

Smorben by Lord Wilkington, 1st Duke of Collingwood May 1, 2006

Smorange 

A smashed or smooshed up orange.

"Man that naval's smoranged!"

"That hurricane really smoranged Florida's crops."

Smorange by mattattackdana February 24, 2010

Smorange Juice 

Mixing A whole heap of Smirnoff Red with very little orange juice. Very slight Orange Tang, Very addictive. Increases sexual libido

Kendal: "Don't chuck the Smorange Juice down the drain!"
Steve: "Hey i haven't finished that!"
*Ellen chucks Smorange Juice down drain*
*Kendal and I Cry*

Smorange Juice by SteveGuitarist August 12, 2006

smorgan 

Noun. A creature of beauty and wit, often found hibernating in cubicles. Thrives in an environment of CRT radiation.

In cubicle farms, smorgans are often found occupying desks.

smorgan by Ingenius Pseudonym January 25, 2005

smorange 

The flavor of orange juice after brushing your teeth.

John: Want some orange juice?
Ben: Nah I just brushed my teeth I don't wanna taste smorange

smorange by soupiesales110 January 18, 2011