smarm alarm 

An instinct born of experience that tells you an insincere and ingratiating person is approaching.

Wow, I think Melania must have either ignored or totally disconnected her smarm alarm on the day she met the Orange One!

smarm alarm by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2020

Smarmy 

The Smarmy is the Stream Raiders army of Twitch streamer SmallAntMom. Short for Smom army.

Smallaunt: THE SMARMY ONLY HAS 100 UNITS, GET TO THE BATTLEFIELD!

Chatters: Got it!

Smarmy by vanessad6379 January 20, 2022

smarmypants 

Like a smartypants, but smarmy.

That moron is such a Mr. Smarmypants.

smarmypants by S. Machan September 25, 2002

smarmie 

A shallow, wishy-washy, inconsistent person whose approach to interacting with others is focused on his/her own interests and what serves him/her best in the moment (it's all about me). They ride the "current wave" or poll. Not capable of sincere, meaningful relationships.

He's so smarmie; you can't count on him or know where you really stand with him.

smarmie by Susan W August 4, 2007

Smarmy 

A person who is in love with himself/herself and his/hers oppinions and displays this by showing subtle contempt of people of a different opinion, class or personality. He/she also belittles other people and his/her relations to them aren't even skin deep, but merely superficial consisting mostly of remarks and comments the smarmy person thinks are cute, but which makes ordinary people sick. The smugness of a smarmy person is almost as big as his/her ego (which is enormous). A smarmy person usually doesn't have a real reason for his/her behavior, but it makes him/her feel important.

Piers Morgan is the real-world living definition of the word smarmy.

Smarmy by maniacmikesmansion November 16, 2011

smarm-splain

To explain something like a total dick

"In a response to Ted Cruz, Mark Hamill said: Thanks for smarm-splaining it to me @tedcruz I know politics can be confusing, but you'd have more credibility if you spelled my name correctly. I mean IT'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU! Maybe you're just distracted from watching porn at the office again."

smarm-splain by Ivan TheModeratelyTerrible December 18, 2017

Smarmy 

Forwardly and unknowingly exuding lightly overbearing and somewhat slimy behavior. One who would stab you in the back if he or she could get away with it. One who would sell their own mother's soul for benefit and/or attention. A subtle scumbag, sleezball, wretch, or creepshow.

If that smarmy guy comes by my desk again today, I hope I am away at a meeting.

Smarmy by Nichodroid November 2, 2009