The fictional micro-organism (much like cooties) which infects a person who comes in contact or makes excessive conversation with a carrier. Said carrier is noted for exceptional smarminess or false earnestness.
He was so obsequious in his responses that I found myself in great need of a shower fearing I might catch smarmites.
by Moonstaff June 7, 2010
Person 1: I think <friend> finds me annoying...
Person 2: I wonder that about everyone
Person 1: I know I dont find you annoying
Person 2: I meant you =p
Person 1: My arent we Mr. smarmite today
Person 2: I wonder that about everyone
Person 1: I know I dont find you annoying
Person 2: I meant you =p
Person 1: My arent we Mr. smarmite today
by Shaun 'intel' Miner July 24, 2009
The fictional micro-organism (much like cooties) which infects a person who comes in contact or makes excessive conversation with a carrier. Said carrier is noted for exceptional smarminess or false earnestness.
He was so obsequious in his responses that I found myself in great need of a shower fearing I might catch smarmites.
by Moonstaff June 7, 2010
A way of describing a smarmy individual, someone who loves their own opinion and runs their mouth off frequently.
Can't decide if you like or hate them though
Can't decide if you like or hate them though
by Word Kreme January 5, 2018