smirt

a person who looks dorkish ; someone who lacks charisma, funny looking ; strange looking

Person 1: *in disgust* Look at the way he dresses!!
Person 2: He is SUCH a smirt...

by Marcus A. February 25, 2005

smirting

To go outside of a bar or restaurant where you can't smoke and hang out with other fellow smokers while you flirt with them.

smoking + flirting

Goddammit, Silvia we need to get out of here and do some smirting.

by Silvia San Martin April 10, 2005

Smirting

The act of flirting with someone while smoking outside a pub

Met this dope chick last night while smirting outside the Belle Vue, got her number and she's hot for me to give her a bell!

by Richard Brooks October 17, 2007

Smirt

A word used to describe people who flirt while they smoke outside their office buildings or pubs.

God that hot chick is such a smirt, I wish I smoked.

by Jack Denny October 01, 2006

smirting

A term for those engaging in smoking and flirting at the same time. Particularly used in countries where a smoking ban in public places has been enforced.

Two people in a bar,
Person 1: I'm just going outside.
Person 2: OK, no problem.
Person 1: I might be a while, I'm going for some smirting, there are some fitties here tonight. Get the drinks in!
Person 2: Cheeky bugger!

by Peggyinnit February 06, 2010

Lite Smirt

This term is mainly used for affirmation or to express excitement. Synonym for "hell yeah".

Person 1: "We just ordered some wings."
Person 2: "Lite Smirt!"

by briankel522 November 11, 2022

Smirt

When a person says some bitch ass shit or when a person does something that irritates the hell out of you

Sally: "This is not your word"
Derek: "Shut up you being smirt as hell"

by Petty man March 22, 2022