Dude, that 1970 Ford
Pinto you just pulled up in is totally smirgin.
Man #1: Hey did you get your TPS reports
done?
Man #2: Damn Smirgin I did!
Dude #1: Hey did you see that horror movie last week?
Dude #2: Yeah, I almost smirgined my pants when the dude with the
axe jumped out!