smillue 

some one or something extremely cute.

I saw an old dog, trying to run after a postman. poor thing was too tired. really smillue.

smillue by the brinner February 27, 2009

Smillew 

Smillew always miraculously scores with the one hot, drunk chick at the party. She inevitably gets clingy and he manages to shake her off the next day with no kerfuffle. A player's player who loves his mama, Smillew will make you breakfast and never call you back, but you'll still tell your friends he's a nice guy. How does that Smillew-ass mo'fo' do it?, his mates wonder. Only G-d knows. Also proficient at jokes, fishing with drink in hand, excellent hat deployment, devastating comebacks at slightly too quiet a volume, and cooking sauces. Would recommend.

"Check that Smillew-ass mo'fo' over there, bet he gets that lady's digits."

Smillew by Sylvia-Observer December 3, 2021

smillered

To get beat in a bad way. Thinking you are going to win and something bad happens to make you loose. You got smillered.

Damn I got smillered.

smillered by steve April 18, 2005

Smiller's Colon

A call back to a previous topic or thread on a message board or mailing list etc. Used as a non-sequiter to annoy someone who tells exlpicit tales of their colonoscopy, or just to be zany.

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Smiller's Colon by J_LA December 25, 2003

Smiller 

Dumbass who thinks it's funny to put your cubicle name plate on the mens room door.

Coworker: "Who put your name plate on the mens room door"?
Me: "That jackass Smiller. Who else"?

Smiller by CoWorker August 6, 2004

smiller 

foul smelling discharge associated with Mr 3000 after he gets medieval on your ass.

Dude, it was gross- I pulled my hand out and it was covered in smiller.

smiller by Lockjaw April 18, 2005

Smiller 

foul smelling pop bottle discharge. Discovered by Dr Pepper and Mr 3000.

Dude, it was gross. I pulled my hand out and it was covered in smiller.

Smiller by Lockjaw April 18, 2005