Small Smiling Face

The face of pure evil. This 'small smiling face' was found on amazon, the user claiming to have '3 used and new'. Months after the faces were put on sale, reviews are roumers started circulating the globe about its great power beyond human control. Its source of power is unsure, voodoo, witchcraft, an experiment gone wrong? A team of top scientists are currently studying one of the rock like faces in a protected private area in Ohio. Avoid at all costs. For more details and to read the shocking reviews, search small smiling face on amazon, or enter 'small smiling face amazon' into google.

'my small smiling face has killed my mother.'

Small Smiling Face by Dr. Albert Merriwether June 22, 2008

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🥲(smiling_face_with_tear)

🥲 is used as a slang term for "I'm really sad and gay and want a man to fuck me right now."

"Man I'm so sad and want to be fucked by a man 🥲(smiling_face_with_tear)"

🥲(smiling_face_with_tear) by dumbIittIefeIIa March 27, 2024

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smiling bitch face

The face you make when you are smiling at someone while imagining all manner of death and unpleasantness happening to that person

Mary put on her best smiling bitch face while in a meeting with her rude coworkers.

smiling bitch face by Zonchar February 23, 2021

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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